jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

paragonikathryn:

This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.

esttillthedeathofme:

heyfunniest:

hE’S SO FREAKING HAPPY.

That is the happiest dog mermaid ive ever seen

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

catastrofe:

waterbending at its finest

d0gbl0g:

puppygrl:

oh my frick

Oh My Frick

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

what the fuck…



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

what the fuck…

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

notchicken:

The selfie Olympics are getting ridiculous

nph-burtka:

True story!!

poisenedrationality:

darkchocolateandtea:

pantsareunwelcome:

tumblr after dark is kind of like…

I relate to this on a religious level 

This needs some sort o music to go with it…